Fantastically Old Crap I Forgot To Scan part two.
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V and I’tlilex being sad mopey Nurglite cult-brothers together. Weh.
Today in Dark Heresy:
- Steamroller is on medical leave. Consequently, the remaining party members herp and derp through a basic investigation like a cat trapped in a paper bag.
- Nois receives a glass of hot chocolate from a noble mining-company CEO. His poignant response to this kindness is, “Bananas.”
- Stern buys a bag of caramels and a soda from a truck stop and almost breaks their public toilet. He feeds said caramels to Nois every time the psyker does something helpful. Good boy, Nois.
- Mordecai spends the entire first half of the session coming to drunken revelations. These include smithing a helmet-mounted silver gun while simultaneously dual-wielding automatic shotguns and driving a plane with his feet.
- Stern buys a blowjob for 50 thrones but passes out before he can enjoy it.
- Stern has a minor emotional breakdown at the memory of having his ass pinched by a large, hirsute nobleman. Nois spasms him until he shuts up.
- Stern dodges a bullet from the window of a jeep. Nois proceeds to make all of the shooter’s blood explode.
- The party captures a potential cultist. He is tied up, stripped naked, and beaten into unconsciousness with a shock-maul. He is awakened to a painful injection of stimm from Stern’s mechadendrite while dangling precariously over the edge of a cliff while Nois and Mordecai discuss shooting him in the back of the head as to not waste their sole climbing harness.
- Stern narrowly escapes the fate of a tragic heroine in a tentacle hentai anime.
- The party spends over an hour shouting at eachother as they attempt to set up a trap made of frag grenades, krak grenades, molotovs, 10 feet of rope, their prisoner, a heap of smouldering carnivorous plant-matter, and a jeep.
- Shenanigans.
Yet still, there was to be a branding upon the leather-tough buttocks: an imprint of a clenched fist, no larger than a finger-nail only. This was indeed to be an honour - for the sergeant himself personally wielded the electro-iron when Lexandro, Yeremi, and Biff bent over to flex the great gluteal muscles of their rumps. Did he himself bear such a brand, hidden beneath his uniform?
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More dramatic readings to come.
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Ignore Lakidaa’s brother pouring cereal at the end of the recording lol.
happy, delicious, warhammer
Happy: a note Lakidaa left for me one morning before I went to a medical appointment. :3c
Delicious: the tea area laden with the gum I am addicted to (at least 6 sticks a day!), Pimms, and a glass of Lakidaa’s dad’s iced tea.
Warhammer: some Warhammer 40k novels posing on the dashboard of my car; bonus hand-made purity seal and Mechanicus rosary hanging from the rear-view mirror.
I was going to answer all three of these by just taking a photo of Lakidaa but she is at work right now, boo.
Photo memes! Woo!
Leave me a word in my askbox and I will take a photo representing it. It can be vague (i.e. blue, sad, nostalgia, etc.) or specific (your notebook, the novel you’re currently reading, your shampoo bottle, etc. etc.) Because memes are fun woooooooooooooo-
